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Wood Bois, what the hell is that?
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Buddy, come on. Why the frick are you on this page in the first place?
Q
Bois, you beautiful Bois, will you play at my _______? (In this situation _____ can be any of the following: party, birthday party, bat mitzvah, doctor's appointment, funeral, child birth, state execution, pagan ritual ceremony, etc.)
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Do you look when you wipe?
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We aren't barbarians. Of course we do.
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Bois, what can I do to help spread your beautiful message?
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There's so much you can do. Let's start with sharing this website and our music with your friends and let's end with you giving us hundreds and millioms of money.